is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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