My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
