Only a mothe r could love this liver
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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