you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
