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who is canola oil?
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's shark week go big or go home
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
where are my eyebrows?
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