hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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