My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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