i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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