if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
