I hope mine doesn't look like that
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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