Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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