I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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