he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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