lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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