oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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