So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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