i think my mom watched the whole time
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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