I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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