i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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