Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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