If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
only you would photoshop your dick
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I didn't notice because vodka
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
