i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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