i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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