i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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