Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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