did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
soo... how was my night?
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