Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
so much tequila, so little girl.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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