32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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