lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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