Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
nutella sex= disaster
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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