The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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