We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
