i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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