??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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