Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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