you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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