I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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