She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize
