How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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