This girl is more easily done than said...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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