Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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