what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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