You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
