Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Do plants get herpes?
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