I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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