Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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