i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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