I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Damn victory sex feels great
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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