is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
