it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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