I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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